I'd just like to stand up for drugs

[Classic Jorge]

Drugs are great, they modify our moods, or behaviours and our perceptions.

We're all on drugs in one form or another, that's what mattress

[Paul Vaessen's moment of glory]

of the Waitrose lettuce brigade here....(who would f**k a tortoise if there was no cctv pointing at their rubbish suits)

[Pat Vegas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

My dealer's a fúcking legend. He recently met me in a 5 star London hotel. I saw him wheeling his pushbike into reception, wearing a string vest and shorts, to the evident consternation of the doormen and concierge. Once safely established in the rooftop bar, he sparked up a blunt.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'll give you a start:

1. Leopard Tortoise
2. Ant Lion
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[Paul Vaessen's moment of glory]

had decided to just do a "bit", since we were playing this advertising agencies award show by the seaside. Our hotel had FIVE swimming pools of all sizes. I gawped and chuckled as our drummer, at 4 am ,jumped up and downa nd through ALL the pools like a kangaroo or cockatoo, shoes on, then socks on, then almost brokeback mounstain, noly to eventually collapse on the asphalt outside and lie on the snooker table, drooling over it....by God i have such idiocy to put in my book!

[Classic Jorge]

As in brown stickyless cigar paper, pure weed and no roach?

[Curly]

You're bonkers

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He then ordered a Margarita "with umbrella please."

[Paul Vaessen's moment of glory]

like Meatloaf on a kelly plate for amon goeth to snipe at!

[Classic Jorge]