Well that post made AWIMB a bit more lively

[PSRB]

:strollsoffwhistling:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Asking for a friend.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Brentwood]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The Kent countryside being, as you know, packed with amusement arcades. Can't move for the buggers. :thumbup:

[PSRB]

although a man, such as yourse....friend, would probably be better off waiting until November and getting the all new Xbox One or PS4

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You know. Spitfires and that?

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

There's no need. There really isn't.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I am surrounded by the bucolic idyll that is the Cray Valley.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I tried to help.

I repeat, how the f**k am I supposed to know where you live.

[PSRB]

Birds of Steel or Ace Combat 6 I'm lead to believe are very good

If you have an ipad, then Storm Raiders is good fun

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You can talk to me. Think of me as a sort of older brother, but more judgmental.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

over two counties. You've no idea how frustrating it is to go to put on a favourite garment, only to realise it's in Hertfordshire. :-(

[7evens]

To attempt to convert at your age would only cause ripples in the SC household.
Women being the delicate flowers that they are, would concern themselves deeply at why a grown man would want to fill their hours with such boyish and escapist folley.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Any news of r's ma?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I have just lunched well - pad thai, packet of tayto, an apple and as far as I know all at home is good.

Expensive mind you. I bought a new shed on sunday, ¤1400. A f**king shed.

I told the chap in the shop he was taking the f**king piss but he wasn't.

[7evens]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I rather like the idea of a wooden office in the garden. I could go there to write my poetry and smoke my pipe.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

She seems to be progressing well. Although r says conversation with her is still a bit like talking to Father Jack. :-)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Of course I'm sure the reality is hard work.

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

It is a basic 10 x 8 wooden affair, pressure treated of course. He seduced me on this extra cost by telling me that I would never have to treat it myself.


¤1400 all the same. f**k me. Not even a grant to cover it.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You could hire a cement mixer for the weekend and get all butch about it.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

That was like, "I know you are but what am I?"

[delboy ceg]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

There is an existing shed which was there when I moved in. It is quite old now and for the last few years I have in a very manly fashion gone onto the roof with my hammer and nails and applied fixes when the rain came through.

Few weeks ago I stepped in and went through a floorboard which had just given up with age. Decided it was a health and safety risk for young members of the house.

¤150 for them to take that away.

It was this exact moment when I told the man he was taking the piss.

[Berni]

constantly. Isn't that what they're for?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

To **** internally with that nosey bitch next door would be social suicide. She is from Cork.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You wouldn't drink warm beer, would you?

Oh.

[Berni]

tantric sex in Cork, though, so she wouldn't have a clue what you were up to.

Although, if your windows are sufficiently high, she needn't see anything other than your top half. If questioned you could just say you were sawing something.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I am not really a DIY type of chap.

I have a hammer, or had as it recently broke, and a small but useful box of screwdrivers.

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

A lawnmower, 2 children’s bicycles, a bouncy castle, a barbeque, footballs, goalposts, a yellow digger with a trailer type attachment. And a table. Paint cans.

The ‘tools’ as such are under the stairs. Don’t want to be walking down to the bottom of the garden every time a battery needs replaced.


Edit: One of those umbrella things for a garden table. 10 years ago I bought the c**ting thing, number of times used = zero.