View Full Version : Meeting my girlfriend's dad for the first time after 3 years on Saturday :bitscared:
Monty91
09-16-2013, 02:46 PM
The nice thing about meeting your partner's dad after such a long time is that the window of opportunity for him to tell her he thinks I'm a **** has well and truly passed.
by the family that he has to live with it until she comes to her senses imo.. :-)
Maravilloso Marvo
09-16-2013, 02:48 PM
Does your lot do that or are weddings arranged for you?
Pat Vegas
09-16-2013, 02:48 PM
Maravilloso Marvo
09-16-2013, 02:49 PM
He doesn't realise the smiling is just because I am in their house.
Monty91
09-16-2013, 02:51 PM
Pat Vegas
09-16-2013, 02:51 PM
checked into the hotel and then went for lunch where. I ate 3 small pizzas then we went to her parents house where her mum had just prepared a large buffet and then a large plate of pasta :-(
In the translation her mum thought I didn't like the food or that I was being forced not to eat it by my girlfriend :hehe:
I've never felt so stuffed.
Monty91
09-16-2013, 02:52 PM
Pat Vegas
09-16-2013, 02:53 PM
Maravilloso Marvo
09-16-2013, 02:53 PM
But then I actually really love Spanish food and her mums cooking is amazing. So I still just eat absolutely everything now.
Monty91
09-16-2013, 02:53 PM
Not to mention a massive money spinner for the food and restaurant industries.
Why the f**k would you want a plate of f**king stodgy pasta before your main course?
Pat Vegas
09-16-2013, 02:55 PM
I wanted some chilli oil on my pasta. just a little bit please she poured **** loads of of on it and it blew my head off.
then crusty bread type grisini with salamis and tomatos and olive type mini pizza things.. then brought out huge amazing lasagne so had huge portion then a second..all smiles and basic very basic chat as they no english me no italian..then she brought out....CHICKEN N CHIPS! big plate with roasted quarters of chicken n home made chips..i nearly popped..but you right if you dont eat it you are either very rude or they think you have aids/heroin addict imo
Berni
09-16-2013, 02:55 PM
And you may absolutely loathe him, but, should you and your gf sprog, you'll have to grin and bear the f*cker for decades to come.
Enjoy! :-D
Pat Vegas
09-16-2013, 02:57 PM
Like Tapas I never know if more is coming or if that's the lot.
Monty91
09-16-2013, 02:57 PM
Took over the entire hotel and had ten (TEN!) bands, including Brian Ferry (BRIAN FERRY!), shipped in to perform :hehe:
Mental.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
09-16-2013, 02:58 PM
3 years seems quite long in the circumstances.
Monty91
09-16-2013, 03:00 PM
due to alimony for his three ex-wives, so has not been over to the UK for years, until now.
Oh and he's bi-polar (whatever that means). :-|
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
09-16-2013, 03:02 PM
Probably a drink problem also.
What can go wrong.
Berni
09-16-2013, 03:03 PM
Monty91
09-16-2013, 03:04 PM
Used to be a very prominent illustrator and set designer up until the 90s but failed to learn how to use computers so is now basically unemployable.
Dorset Gooner
09-16-2013, 03:09 PM
Ashberto
09-16-2013, 03:14 PM
Surely you'll have loads in common.
Dorset Gooner
09-16-2013, 03:22 PM
Bergkamp's Brain
09-16-2013, 03:34 PM
Berni
09-16-2013, 03:36 PM
Henry Crun
09-16-2013, 04:26 PM
:nod:
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