Meeting my girlfriend's dad for the first time after 3 years on Saturday :bitscared:

[Monty91]

The nice thing about meeting your partner's dad after such a long time is that the window of opportunity for him to tell her he thinks I'm a **** has well and truly passed.

[Snin]

by the family that he has to live with it until she comes to her senses imo.. :-)

[Maravilloso Marvo]

Does your lot do that or are weddings arranged for you?

[Pat Vegas]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

He doesn't realise the smiling is just because I am in their house.

[Monty91]

[Pat Vegas]

checked into the hotel and then went for lunch where. I ate 3 small pizzas then we went to her parents house where her mum had just prepared a large buffet and then a large plate of pasta :-(

In the translation her mum thought I didn't like the food or that I was being forced not to eat it by my girlfriend :hehe:

I've never felt so stuffed.

[Monty91]

[Pat Vegas]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

But then I actually really love Spanish food and her mums cooking is amazing. So I still just eat absolutely everything now.

[Monty91]

Not to mention a massive money spinner for the food and restaurant industries.

Why the f**k would you want a plate of f**king stodgy pasta before your main course?

[Pat Vegas]

I wanted some chilli oil on my pasta. just a little bit please she poured **** loads of of on it and it blew my head off.

[Snin]

then crusty bread type grisini with salamis and tomatos and olive type mini pizza things.. then brought out huge amazing lasagne so had huge portion then a second..all smiles and basic very basic chat as they no english me no italian..then she brought out....CHICKEN N CHIPS! big plate with roasted quarters of chicken n home made chips..i nearly popped..but you right if you dont eat it you are either very rude or they think you have aids/heroin addict imo

[Berni]

And you may absolutely loathe him, but, should you and your gf sprog, you'll have to grin and bear the f*cker for decades to come.

Enjoy! :-D

[Pat Vegas]

Like Tapas I never know if more is coming or if that's the lot.

[Monty91]

Took over the entire hotel and had ten (TEN!) bands, including Brian Ferry (BRIAN FERRY!), shipped in to perform :hehe:

Mental.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

3 years seems quite long in the circumstances.

[Monty91]

due to alimony for his three ex-wives, so has not been over to the UK for years, until now.

Oh and he's bi-polar (whatever that means). :-|

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Probably a drink problem also.

What can go wrong.

[Berni]

[Monty91]

Used to be a very prominent illustrator and set designer up until the 90s but failed to learn how to use computers so is now basically unemployable.

[Dorset Gooner]

[Ashberto]

Surely you'll have loads in common.

[Dorset Gooner]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Berni]

[Henry Crun]

:nod: