I dreamt that Bale scored twice on his Madrid debut last night

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

[CrossGun]

Villarreal should be 2 or 3 up here.

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

But didn't know I was booked, or how to play trombone. I was a bit taken aback to find myself standing, holding a trombone and expected to play it.