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seasider7
09-13-2013, 03:42 AM
http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&th=520430 &mid=3551188&rid=7572&S=c3c3437d7092501d6517a31f 0e67aba2&rev=&reveal= (http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&th=520430&mid=3551188&rid=7572&S=c3c3437d7092501d6517a31f0e67aba2&rev=&reveal=)

Chief Arrowhead
09-13-2013, 03:48 AM
Given the number of posts that are all about me, one wonders why you are here.

What does this post prove, in your mind.

Arsenes' Wanger- Bring back Modd
09-13-2013, 04:13 AM
10- You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of your god.

9- You feel insulted and ‘dehumanized’ when scientists say that people evolved from lesser life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8- You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Trinity god.

7- Your face turns purple when you hear of the ‘atrocities’ attributed to Allah, but you don’t even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in ‘Exodus’ and ordered the
elimination of entire ethnic groups in ‘Joshua’—including women, children, and animals!

6- You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about god sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who
got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5- You are willing to spend your life looking for little loop-holes in the scientifically established age of the Earth (4.55 billion years), but you find
nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by pre-historic tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that the Earth is a couple of generations
old!

4- You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs—though excluding those in all rival
sects—will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet you consider your religion the most ‘tolerant’ and ‘loving’.

3- While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor, speaking in ‘tongues,’ may be all the evidence you need.

2- You define 0.01% as a “high success rate” when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
1- You actually know a lot less than many Atheists and Agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history—but still call yourself a “Christian.”

The Agitated Atheist



Posted by The Agitated Atheist at 8:46 AM

Chief Arrowhead
09-13-2013, 04:21 AM
As a representative of Australia ... you ain't making your continent look good, put it that way.

Arsenes' Wanger- Bring back Modd
09-13-2013, 04:24 AM
Leeching on my adopted country, it's a growing trend :hehe:

Chief Arrowhead
09-13-2013, 04:30 AM
The Kiwis are rather all right in my book, and very understandable compared to you lot. Plus they understand that you need to have a gun once in awhile. Fantastic people.

Great Aussie Gunners as well. Most of all a guy who was around here named Gunnery Sergeant. Delightful man. Then there was Perth Gooner who was a great guy.

You, in comparison, are frightfully weak.

Arsenes' Wanger- Bring back Modd
09-13-2013, 04:37 AM
Amateurs

seasider7
09-13-2013, 04:40 AM

Chief Arrowhead
09-13-2013, 04:41 AM
you win in spades.

Arsenes' Wanger- Bring back Modd
09-13-2013, 05:00 AM
Wanger 357, Chief 1... :hehe:
Its up for grabs now. :bow:

seasider7
09-13-2013, 05:04 AM
Before Chief :hehe: