Carles Puyol's legs would not look out of place on a homoerotic statue

[Classic Jorge]

Blimey, howard marks has been working out a bit

http://www.thefootballramble.com/images/blog/puyol.jpg

[Monty91]

scene out of that Aristocrats joke.

[Classic Jorge]

Not that it really mattress, mind.

The whole place is basically an aesthete's theme park.

[Monty91]

It is a painfully beautiful city. Even the mini-supermarkets can't help being gorgeous.

[Classic Jorge]

I'm still not sure I have recovered from it.

The thing is I actually think the people are better looking there as a result of all that. I'm not so sure that they would be if taken out of the environment but mixed altogether it gets to be very heady and intoxicating mix.

[CrossGun]

http://estaticos01.marca.com/imagenes/2013/08/16/futbol/equipos/real_madrid/1376651979_extras_noticia_foton_7_1.jpg

http://humorfutbolclub.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/foto-curiosa-pierna-muslo-cristiano-ronaldo.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

[CrossGun]