Hollywood Pat Texas's out of date Monday Movie Review ***SPOILERS***

[Pat Vegas]

1) Friday the 13th Part 6
Same **** again and again. House full of child nutters. Jason appears to kill everyone. But actually it wasn't him it's a paramedic of some loser boy who got murdered in the nut house.
But at the end Jason turns up and the boy who is scared of jason becomes jason.

1 out of 5.

2) Unbreakable.
Die hard 3 but different. Bruce willis is strong and Sam Jackson is a disabled. Twist at the end

4 out of 5

3) Shutter Island.
All a bit confusing will watch the rest of it later.
seems good. To many flashbacks about concentration camps. At this point I lost concentration and went to bed.

Rating to be confirmed.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Pat Vegas]

this changes my scoring and I now give it 2 out of 5.

[Pat Vegas]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Classic Jorge]

Nicolas Cage :bow:

[Curly]

Good Vibrations
Watch for free

http://www.nowvideo.ch/video/frs9xolabl82i

[PSRB]

unfortunately she remains clothed throughout 1/5

[Pat Vegas]

[Red N White Army]

The entire premise was f**ked. A group of double-hard *******s plotting "revenge"? Rubbish, wasn't going to waste my time.

[PSRB]

still, better than having to put up with X Factor

[Red N White Army]

Couldn't quite bring myself to watch the same film again!

[Curly]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

f**k me there was some tragic c**ts on there. There was a gay guy named "Zimmer" who pranced around with a backpack containing a first aid kit :hehe:

[Pat Vegas]

well walked passed him in Madison Square gardens.

[Curly]

Not a great actor though

[Luis Anaconda]

[The Tony]

Pretty impressive how fast the infection spread....looool at North Korea,...detoothing the entire population in under 24 hrs

[Supermac1976]

http://media.tumblr.com/1cec2f643d33b99d20a2a577393a5274/tumblr_inline_mpzu0i00FN1qz4rgp.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

was the flag as big as liam neeson's cock though?

http://liamneesonscock.tumblr.com/

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

Janice Dickinson compared it to a 2-litre Evian bottle.

[Classic Jorge]

[The Rob2]

as for Friday the 13th part 6??? you must have been f**king bored to watch that

[Pat Vegas]

I watched Jackass 3 :cloud9:

[Chief Arrowhead]

Followed by Snakes On A Plane. an epic double bill. :nod:

[Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))]

Even more so as I did not have to pay to see it at the cinema.

I'd give it a 5.5 out of 10.

The effects were quite good....the CGI Zombies were not too bad...in the graphical sense....not their behaviour...

:hehe:

[PSRB]

[Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093185/?ref_=sr_2

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099817/?ref_=sr_2

:hehe:

[Chief Arrowhead]

The HTTM soundtrack is brilliant, all songs selected by John Cusak.

As for SOAP ... well. who doesn't like seeing a smarmy, belligerent Brit swallowed whole by a 50ft anaconda!