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Harry Balls
09-06-2013, 04:47 PM
He sees what he wants

Ur-zall, Ur-zall, Ur-zall, Ur-zall, born in the king of Ars-enallll

That's my chipping in for now (sozza Charlie George, you had dibs on the tune for that second 'un until now).

Herr Floyd - PEGIDA
09-06-2013, 04:54 PM
Adults who compose songs for football players are *****philes or homosexual. Herr Flöyd does not even sing any kind of football song at matches. I am a grown up.

Herbette Chapman - aged 15
09-06-2013, 05:01 PM
"sit down you crocodile" ..he thinks it right hilarious he does.

gooner4life
09-06-2013, 05:10 PM
I'm going to stab** you in your left kidney* when I see you next, consider it your 1 and only warning.

*right as I look at you, so actually on your left hand side, didn't want you wondering, that's just cruel.

**I'm not really, I may give you a little kidney punch though.

Herr Floyd - PEGIDA
09-06-2013, 05:11 PM

Herr Floyd - PEGIDA
09-06-2013, 05:15 PM
Its permanently erect. I was very disappointed to see you involved in knocking up songs the other day G4L, very disappointed indeed. I always held you in high regard and considered you an awimb leader and legend. Now I have you on my list along with Quincy, Nicosia and Mohamud. Basically all the queers.

gooner4life
09-06-2013, 05:18 PM

Herr Floyd - PEGIDA
09-06-2013, 05:20 PM

gooner4life
09-06-2013, 05:23 PM

Alexism - Atheoist
09-06-2013, 05:27 PM
Mesut Ozil bending freekicks
Watch the master pull the strings
Arsene Wenger bought that dude there
Arsenal will win this thing.

Herr Floyd - PEGIDA
09-06-2013, 05:30 PM
I'd make you hop on one foot while begging me for forgiveness. I would most likely allow you to live. But only after you suckle on my teet for a picture I can frame.

gooner4life
09-06-2013, 05:35 PM
i'll take both kidneys now and watch you poison your own blood slowly you pig dog, then i'll remove your heart from your arse with a foot on each arse cheek for leverage.

Chief Arrowhead
09-06-2013, 06:55 PM
that Uncle Kurt bit never gets old!