Has ozil got a right foot? Watched a couple of youtube videos

[Monty91]

and he looked heavily one footed.

Also likes a rosicky-style outside of the foot pass.

[Pat Vegas]

[redgunamo]

[7evens]

On an internal Russian flight which landed badly causing damage to the fuselage. Her foot became severed upon impact.

She bravely picked it up and carried it off the plane during the evacuation.

The local hospital managed to stitch it back on.

She told me afterwards that after arriving back home, her local hospital told her that they wouldn't have bothered to save the foot in those conditions.

WD the Russki NHS

[Monty91]

And other jokes

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

You were very familiar with him before said compilations I assume?

[Pat Vegas]

I always think it's a trick.

Strangely rarely we have the same view. but I will soon blow it with some additional points.

[Monty91]

with eurosoccer.

Luckily i am still able to gain a rudimentary knowledge of a player's attributes through internet compilations.

He's ****.

[redgunamo]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

He is not actually as intelligent as he likes to think but then none of us are really. Monty more than most all the same.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Monty91]

combined witb an inclination towards the rational rather than the knee-jerkery of your averge thick c**t of a football fan.

I do think the overwhelming majority of fans are cretins. This does not make me a genius by default.

[Monty91]

[Pat Vegas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I would not for example subject the missus and kids to your average domestic PL (and mainly non Arsenal) match on Sky on weekend lunch times or afternoons.

Your top European league matches which are on in the evenings is wholly different as more often than not the choice on all other channels is ****e.

Then Sky took ESPN off me and I lost Serie A, Bundesliga and Ligue1.

[redgunamo]

[Pat Vegas]

that takes ages :cloud9:
though it has annoying music.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Pat Vegas]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Even MOTD is a fast forward job until our game and then delete.

[PSRB]

although even mine thinks I'm pushing it with some of the games I watch

[PSRB]

if you look properly

[Pat Vegas]

[redgunamo]