It ain't gonna happen is it?

[Alan Skirton's 10 yards]

Why do I keep reading all that twitter / blog rubbish anyway? It's all a bloody wind up, we were never gonna sign anyone that cost more than 1990s valuation...we are totally and utterly useless at this transfer window lark.
Prove me wrong! Go on prove me wrong PLEASE..PLEASE..

[slow&low]

nope