Sometimes Piers Morgan makes me chuckle on Twitter:

[Harry Balls]

Piers Morgan ‏@piersmorgan 29m
Hi mate @rioferdy5 - just checking you got home OK and aren't still trying to reach that ball? #SnailSicknote #FossilFerdinand

[Remi Garde]

Like he needs them to feel good about himself. Still, worth a chuckle.

[chilli]

c**t should be shot!

[Nicosia Gooner]

[seasider7]

he's a shareholder, St holder, and lives every kick of every game on the edge of his seat. Makes him allright in my book.