Did Spuds poison our pre-game tuck-in? Sagna was shouting soup before kick-off, Jack got a dose and

[Harry Balls]

had to come off. Shennanigans, or some Doris didn't wash her hands back in the player's grub area?

[LadyG -keeping the spirit of the unbeatables alive]

Cos you men are the worst for washing your hands after!