Times when you feel a bit snobby? When they ask if I need to buy any mobile top ups at boots etc

[Pat Vegas]

I feel like biffing them in the face with a rolled up copy of my contract.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Pat Vegas]

as I go up the counter the bloke said.
'as you've spent more than £10 you are now eligible to purchase one of these dvds for £5'

bugger off. 'eligible' it's a shop

Or when I bought something on finance years ago. The bloke came back and said your finance is approved congratulations. Congratulations doesn't seem the appropriate word imo

[Classic Jorge]

[Ashberto]

Makes sense, as I only have one person to phone.

[Pat Vegas]

Then I moved in with them.

I just get the contract to get the ***FREE PHONE***

[Classic Jorge]