Good old Josie, still the most entertaining thing about chelsea

[Classic Jorge]

When one reporter suggested Mourinho had only beaten the former Barcelona manager three times in 15 meetings, he responded by recalling a string of victories he had enjoyed with Inter Milan and Real Madrid.
"Your statistics are very wrong," he said. "Go and see what happened when I was with Inter in the Champions League semi-final, the King's Cup final with Real in Spain, the Super Cup in Spain.
"Maybe you are right and I am wrong but I don't care. This is not about us, it's about Chelsea and Bayern."
Another reporter said that while Barcelona under Guardiola were portrayed as beautiful, his former Real team were generally viewed in less flattering terms.
"If you want to ask questions about Chelsea I am here until four o'clock," said a clearly irritated Mourinho as he tapped the club crest of the Europa League winners on his white training top.
"If you want to ask questions about Real or Barcelona then I'm not here."

[Monty91]

[Chief Arrowhead]

He does have a way of making his squad so bland and boring that it becomes he who is the most interesting to the media.

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

[Pat Vegas]

He needs a new gimmick.

[7evens]

[Ashberto]

[Hillary]

seem to think they'll walk the league simply because he's back there.

This could get very amusing when they turn out to be not quite as good as expected.

[Bergkamp's Brain]

deflecting from the players and playing the press the way he loves to.