I am tired, have a headache, feel enervated andgenerally groggy.

[Berni]

While I did have perhaps a bottle or so of wine and a gin and tonic last night, this seems an excessive reaction to such a relatively paltry amount of booze.

Am I ill, do you think? :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Perhaps an early night would help.

[7evens]

Just getting older http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Berni]

But what if there's a chance of carnality? Then what do I do?

[Harry Balls]

Not that I would know, but it seems to fit the crime.

['Neg]

[Peter]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

And refrain from self-pollution.

[redgunamo]

[Berni]