Downstairs neighbour told me yesterday he has a "complaint"

[Monty91]

"Quite often, late at night, there's a loud clattering noise along the landing...almost as if there's a small animal bounding along! I'm a very light sleeper - any chance you can stop whatever it is you're doing?"

Any tips on how to stop a cat embarking on covert military operations against an unknown enemy in the middle of the night? http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You know what to do.

[Monty91]

this neighbour is tenuously related to the landlord and we're scared he will grass us up (our lease doesn't allow us to keep pets) :-(

[Snin]

park imo

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He can't bubble you after you've cancerized him, can he?

Don't let anyone f**k with your cat, m.

[Snin]

bang goes that 6 weeks deposit M and you will have no come back...silly silly silly imo

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Peter]

And if he wont drop it, kick the f**k out pf him. The bloke is obviously a c**t.

[Monty91]

To be fair, he seemed to be hinting pretty strongly that he knew we had a cat. I can't imagine he thinks it's us bounding along the hallway at 4am most nights.

Anyway, we've made a pact that if this all turns to **** and the landlord finds out and tells us we can't keep him, we move out.

[Rich]

The fact that it's not allowed out at all will mean it's used to being trapped in a confined space.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Sometimes they do that noisy running thing as if on purpose. Maybe it's to attract attention? Berni's rug scheme sounds sensible.

[Monty91]

but closed enough to discourage him from doing his usual sprints from bedroom to living room during the night. Seemed to work quite well.

[Berni]

[Peter]

He threatened all sorts of things but i just said we will move out if you cant live with it. He backed down.

He met the cat and changed his mind :-)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Eh?

[Pokster]

[Monty91]

[Snin]

with no chat, just 2 cups of black coffee, no bacon sandwich and for a not very large sum of money..good chaps imo...bring them all over and deport our english born benefits claimants imo :-)
all in now , all boxes unpacked..some nice short strolls into marlow to restaurants and pubs..nice being back in civilisation rather than the country imo

[Hillary]

[Berni]

ignored, tbh.

Harrumph.

[Pokster]

[Monty91]

[Hillary]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Monty91]

surface area of our flat with rugs?

[Hillary]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I think I was bitten by a spider in the night.

[Peter]

[Monty91]

[Hillary]

[Monty91]

[Hillary]

[7evens]

He used to put them in his car and drive off about 10 miles and then release them, presumably, never to be seen again while causing huge anxiety to the bereft families.

The worlds full of c**ts m :shrug:

[Frimmers]

[Snin]

[Berni]

I am tired. Kept up half the night by cold-related snoring, snuffling and nose-blowing. Narrow passages, apparently. :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

and the ****s. Something got me.

Earplugs. You need earplugs. v swears by them.

[Berni]

And I hardly think a man who has brought a cat into a flat whose lease states 'no pets' is in a position to lecture others on practicality.

[7evens]

Think that was a dog tho'

[Monty91]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

Apparently there's an outbreak of bubonic plague. Mabe it's that? Any buboes?

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Maz]

we're going to be in Marlow on NYE :eat:

[Peter]

Although to be fair to her, he was

[Cyprus The Immortal Gooner]

in the middle of the Cyprus summer hoping they would get picked by someone. I picked them up, managed to find a shelter for them and left them ¤20 for food.

[Trixie Popsicle]