I'd rather watch Gervinho farting than watch those two crap, boring teams.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[halfsharkalligatorhalfman]

Sounds like I got the better end of the deal

[TRENT COLTON]

[Harry Balls]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02538/jack-wilshere_2538453b.jpg

[Harry Balls]

I also like the tame effort to pull her hemline down. Nice touch. She's all class.

[Mc Gooner]

Thank Christ for the shift key

[halfsharkalligatorhalfman]

Without wishing cancer on you and yours, so I shan't bother.

[Harry Balls]

[Harry Balls]

Of course, I don;t know your mum and wouldn't suggest anything of the sort were this not lalaland on the interweb.