Get the old codgers in fast, Arsene, they know when the ball should go long, sideways

[Paul Vaessen's moment of glory]

or short. f**k you idiot "perspectives", we have no time for them, life is too short. Get the ******* right in there, he can win balls and spit venom too. He is also not averse to a cheeky toe poke.

[Arsenes' Wanger- Bring back Modd]