I found out that all these cheap products they sell in Sports Direct.

[Pat Vegas]

that they actually own/own the rights to the brands such as,
Dunlop, Everlast, Karimor, Slazenger, Lonsdale etc.

[Berni]

claiming that they were 'very highly regarded by professionals'. I tried them on. I've worn more comfortable plastercasts.

[David Pleat AHADF (Royal Welsher and monkey lover)]

clubs I'd ever owned. Their just cheap and nasty crap now.

[Pat Vegas]

Not that I will complain too much it was £3
used it once it was like playing football with one of those flyaway balls.

So I bought a Nike won instead.

[Pat Vegas]

There are some good deals to be had but they love to jam the place full of crap.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

1) You went into a Sports Direct
2) You managed to find a member of staff
3) Said member of staff actually got something for you
4) Said member of staff actually attempted to sell something to you


It must have been their first day or something, they soon knock that sort of behaviour out of their staff.

[Pat Vegas]

to buy stuff.

It's like being served by a referee. It seems only correct to follow their orders.

[Berni]

The rest of them are frightening hominids. I like the fact that, in a shop with the word 'Sports' in the name, so many of the staff are frighteningly obese.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

They normally pull the articulate staff to go and do the McDonalds run.

[Pat Vegas]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

I can't be doing with that.

Normally I don't even try normal shoes on.

[Pat Vegas]

a concentration camping section.

[David Pleat AHADF (Royal Welsher and monkey lover)]

[Pat Vegas]

the ball made a crappy ping ping ping sound as I bounced it.

[Twat Cuddles]