Siggi old chap. It's fascinating to have someone around transmitting from the frozen north.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

We know little of Iceland, although I went to Denmark once and assume it's much the same? But a bit more sulphorous where you come from.

Now tell us all about Iceland. What we know you could write on the back of a stamp. (Do you have stamps?)

Do you live in an igloo? Do you have any banks these days?

[Berni]

And Bjork. And that volcano thingy.

[Snin]

though not very good snowboarding...not the biggest hills..more cross country territory

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Mrs Moore.

[Snin]

[Tai Lopez]

arsenhead wrangler would probly l|ke |t

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Penguins? Do they eat rotting sharks?

It all sounds ever so exciting.

[Berni]

Still don't understand what people see in the TDF, but there you are. Takes all sorts.

[Supermac1976]

http://youtu.be/yvgVsxaqYgA
Seems to becoming a strange cat lady, if this is anything to go by.

[Berni]

[Snin]

they did have some kind of rotting fish delicacy but so do the norwegians..they all do the dirty fish rotting *******s.. lovely women tho sir c..did i mention the women ? and chatty very chatty..its a bit like they were all stuck on some small island and gagging to jump on anything that wasnt 6ft 4 , blond and massivley built :-)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Also the historical re-enactment one. I don't recommend the Monopoly or Eurovision Song Contest efforts.

[Berni]

I do hope so. I have the image in my head now.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Also one about something else. I forget what.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Yes, I enjoyed that one too.

Frost On My Moustache?

[Snin]

[Snin]

it was like a land of blond elven beauties

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Snin]

http://www.rooshv.com/how-to-pick-up-icelandic-girls

:hehe:

That’s not how things work in Iceland. There you have a 10-30 minute conversation, sometimes mixed with dancing, before relocating to your apartment and f**king. Because there are no “long” seductions like in America, there’s absolutely no benefit to going out early. All the action happens at the very end of the night.

My first two bangs came from girls I started talking to after closing, which definitely confused me at the time. It was surprising to learn that as the night goes on, girls get more and more friendly, hitting maximum receptiveness after five (in America, it’s just the opposite).

Icelandic girls have a term for the men they meet at a late hour: the “last-minute man,” sometimes also referred to as “the six a.m. man.” They don’t give a damn about rapport and personality because in their drunken state all they want to do is f**k (god bless them). All you have to do is present yourself as the best last-minute man option as the bars close. Do this by casually approaching girls as a normal, cool guy who drops the fact that he has nearby private lodgings. If you’re thinking, “Wow, this sounds too easy,” that’s because it is.

[Berni]

[The Tony]

[Snin]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I laugh aloud sometimes when this line pops into my head.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Just some American wishful thinking, I expect.

(Pssst. We have a guest watching. An ICELANDIC guest. Try to keep off the subject of shagging their women, ffs. Where are your manners?)

[Siggi]

Hi,

it is nice, nothing like Denmark at all (hate those *******s...)City has about 230.000. Every PL game shown on TV, about 40 GBP per month!

People are mix of Scandies with Irish/Scottish.

Weather pretty much like costal Scotland, snow in the city maybe 1 month a year. Nice ladies and cheapish beer, loads of banks and economy really good! :hehe:

[halfsharkalligatorhalfman]

I want to go on holiday.

[Siggi]

Of course we eat rotten shark, who doesn´t?? :banghead: It is eaten, it is beyone horrible.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I like cold places in winter. I want to drive on a glacier and run with wolves and dance like no one is watching! I WANT TO LIVE, SIGGI! REALLY LIVE!

[Berni]

It's really awfully irritating of you.

[Siggi]

Come on then! we are about 320.000 in total on an island about the size of Scotland/England together, enough places for a solitary **** in front of a waterfall all year around!!!

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I shall book flights forthwith.

[Siggi]

What do you want to do?

http://www.arctictrucks-experience.com/

This is quite cool

[Snin]

http://www.ridelust.com/wp-content/uploads/Iceland-Truck-650x487.jpg

[Snin]

canada and russia tundra but big feck off 4 x 4's, amazing log cabins with heating and whole deers on a spit, great wine..same for skiing etc..must get round to it,.SIR C! can you be my first client please ?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I want to see a bubbling volcano.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

If there's hoors, I'm in.

[Snin]

lovely lodges, http://www.lodgesofnz.co.nz/ as i said can i b e your specialist travel agent sir c ? thanks

[Snin]

[Snin]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Got any pre-op trannies?

[Snin]

[Siggi]

You can always see a bubbling geyser, touch the new lava and feel how hot it is and so on. It is only 2 1/2 hours from Heathrow so a weekend is fine!

PM me and I can set it all up for you, no problem