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Snin
08-21-2013, 09:57 AM
gob imo...

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/diner-dislocates-jaw-ea ting-burger-2192143 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/diner-dislocates-jaw-eating-burger-2192143)


Diner dislocates jaw attempting to eat a triple-decker burger
20 Aug 2013 18:29

In a Man Versus Food-style moment, she attempted to get her chops round the massive meat feast on a work night out
Tucking in: But Nicola Peate found the triple burger too much Tucking in: But Nicola Peate found the triple burger too much

A woman bit off more than she could chew when she tried to eat a giant triple-decker burger - and dislocated her jaw.

In a Man Versus Food style moment, Nicola Peate attempted to get her chops round the massive meat feast on a work night out in Liverpool.

But it turned out she'd bitten off more than she could chew and the 25-year-old suddenly felt an excruciating pain.

She initially laughed it off the pain, but it became "unbearable" the next day and she was taken to A&E.

An x-ray showed the jaw was dislocated and a doctor had to manipulate it back into place.

Now she's been advised to cut up her food a bit smaller, stifle yawns and avoid opening her jaw too far.

"I didn’t think I’d dislocated it – you don’t expect it to happen eating a burger."

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Snin
08-21-2013, 09:58 AM
Nicola Peate attempted to get her chops round the massive meat feast on a work night out in Liverpool.

But it turned out she'd bitten off more than she could chew and the 25-year-old suddenly felt an excruciating pain.

FNAR FNAR ..bet she did mate... :-)

the comments underneath mirror this style imo

Monty91
08-21-2013, 10:02 AM

halfsharkalligatorhalfman
08-21-2013, 10:13 AM
http://i.imgur.com/dsgEqGO.jpg


I'm surprised by the amount of people who feel no pity for her whatsoever because she should 'expect' photos to have been taken and then uploaded to the internet before going viral.


What sort of c**t ruins someone's life by posting it on facebook? It's bad enough taking pictures (I can understand that we all do stupid **** when we're drunk), but then, the next day, to spread them around the internet? Poor f**king show imo

Monty91
08-21-2013, 10:17 AM

Peter
08-21-2013, 10:19 AM
:hehe:

Everyone is on camera now. Its the modern world.

halfsharkalligatorhalfman
08-21-2013, 10:19 AM
Not 7 billion.

Peter
08-21-2013, 10:22 AM
Appears to be in front of abut three blokes.

Monty91
08-21-2013, 10:28 AM

halfsharkalligatorhalfman
08-21-2013, 10:30 AM
I don't know about going down on strangers at gigs, but we all must have done some pretty ridiculous stuff in public without thinking of possible ramifications

Supermac1976
08-21-2013, 10:31 AM

Monty91
08-21-2013, 10:35 AM
And if she was that drunk, presumably the bloke whose flaccid member she is shuffling into her gob is going to be arrested for sexual assault?

halfsharkalligatorhalfman
08-21-2013, 10:39 AM
Imagine she was your daughter. What would your primary emotion be? Anger that she hadn't had more sense, or pity/anger on her behalf that her teenage misdemeanour had been captured and posted indelibly on the internet and seen by millions?

Snin
08-21-2013, 10:48 AM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
08-21-2013, 10:51 AM
When did he last release a record?

Monty91
08-21-2013, 10:52 AM
there.

I'd also advise that if she really wants to be famous she should push the boat out on a new haircut and lose the spare tyre.