View Full Version : Speaking of having a baby, I need to jizz in a pot next month
Monty91
08-20-2013, 11:37 AM
and then somehow manage to get it to the hospital within an hour. Now THAT'S a pressure ****...
Maybe I can do it on the tube on the way.
redgunamo
08-20-2013, 11:39 AM
Monty91
08-20-2013, 11:41 AM
and before issuing the relevant medication they need to test both parties.
The timer only starts once you've spaffed.
Can't you just use the disabled lavatories at the toilet? Or perhaps they have a room you could go into with some 'material'?
redgunamo
08-20-2013, 11:44 AM
Monty91
08-20-2013, 11:45 AM
You can only use hospital facilities if you're registered there, which is a big old faff.
Of course, nothing to stop you doing it in the bogs without them knowing.
Monty91
08-20-2013, 11:50 AM
bostonbrian
08-20-2013, 11:50 AM
A pressure **** imo...felt like it took me too long
helping hand in the am :-) :****er:
Red N White Army
08-20-2013, 11:51 AM
Monty91
08-20-2013, 11:54 AM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
08-20-2013, 12:01 PM
Maravilloso Marvo
08-20-2013, 12:02 PM
the man himself. Unless she wants it in her hair, eye, face, mouth, nostril of course.
Monty91
08-20-2013, 12:06 PM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
08-20-2013, 12:08 PM
You or your missus being infertile or perhaps an STD.
Monty91
08-20-2013, 12:12 PM
Me, infertile :hehe: :clap: Brilliant :clap: :clao: :hehe: :hehe:
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
08-20-2013, 12:14 PM
Standard policy is to test both, equality and all that.
Monty91
08-20-2013, 12:17 PM
so they have to take the precaution of testing both, although, as I said :clap: :clap: :hehe: :hehe:
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