Speaking of having a baby, I need to jizz in a pot next month

[Monty91]

and then somehow manage to get it to the hospital within an hour. Now THAT'S a pressure ****...

Maybe I can do it on the tube on the way.

[redgunamo]

[Monty91]

and before issuing the relevant medication they need to test both parties.

[Rich]

The timer only starts once you've spaffed.

Can't you just use the disabled lavatories at the toilet? Or perhaps they have a room you could go into with some 'material'?

[redgunamo]

[Monty91]

You can only use hospital facilities if you're registered there, which is a big old faff.

Of course, nothing to stop you doing it in the bogs without them knowing.

[Mack]

[Monty91]

[bostonbrian]

A pressure **** imo...felt like it took me too long

[Mack]

helping hand in the am :-) :****er:

[Red N White Army]

[Monty91]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

the man himself. Unless she wants it in her hair, eye, face, mouth, nostril of course.

[Monty91]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

You or your missus being infertile or perhaps an STD.

[Monty91]

Me, infertile :hehe: :clap: Brilliant :clap: :clao: :hehe: :hehe:

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Standard policy is to test both, equality and all that.

[Monty91]

so they have to take the precaution of testing both, although, as I said :clap: :clap: :hehe: :hehe: