Erm, Fenerbahche's wikipedia page says they have 3,000 titles! Sure they're an old

[Paul Vaessen's moment of glory]

club, but they must have won and lassooed titles and cups back in the Jurassic era too. We stand little chance against such trophy-laden majesty.

[barrybueno]

won an absolute shedload.

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