If we don't sign Rooney I will never go to Nicosia Cafe again.

[Pat Vegas]

Though I've never been there yet.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

We are not going to sign Rooney.

[Pat Vegas]

[Pat Vegas]

hot receptionist. which are not true
so you just smile when people ask you.

[Luis Anaconda]

and actually shagging the office tart who still dresses as she 21 but looks older than her actual mid-40 age. I am not sure where this analogy is leading, p

[Ears are alight]

If so, it's a more interesting version than I have thus far heard. Do impart.

[Pat Vegas]

after your leaving party only to leave the lobby the next morning morning in the same clothes as last night but with your new female replacement.

I have no idea where this is going either.

[Islington Exile]