3 pints of cider, 2 bottles of cava, 3 bottles of lager

[Dorset Gooner]

packet of fags (which I have been off) feel a bit rough

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Wenger's Nose]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Dear God.

[Dorset Gooner]

[Dorset Gooner]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Especially on the occasion of a free bar paid for by another.

[Dorset Gooner]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

lump. This classic champagne cocktail may be enjoyed on its own, but is improved if drunk whilst bugling lines off a Ukrainian hooker's tits.

[Dorset Gooner]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

How long is it since we were in Weymouth?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

North Star pub on Finchley Road, hands and knees job.

[ITSUPFORGRABSNOW]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Dorset Gooner]

[redgunamo]

[ROSSCO DISCO]