I wish to buy a new telephone.

[Pat Vegas]

How about something like this

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Wild-Wolf-1950s-Diner-Phone/dp/B000Z FGINS/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1376561222&sr=8-2&k eywords=retro+diner+phone (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Wild-Wolf-1950s-Diner-Phone/dp/B000ZFGINS/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1376561222&sr=8-2&keywords=retro+diner+phone)

[Darren's Dodgy Denim]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telex

[Pat Vegas]

[The Tony]