David Gower reckons city folk should not be able to vote on matters that affect the countryside

[Ashberto]

without passing some sort of exam. Presumably the correct answers to the questions would be his personal opinions.

I wonder if he has thought this through and applies his exclusive voting rights to other demographics. Or could it be the case that David Gower is, in fact, an immensely thick ****?

[Hillary]

[Snin]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Berni subsequently advised me to poke it up my arse, which I found refreshingly honest, if not a little ungrateful.

[Snin]

dont get me started on that thick fecking fool Gough

[Hillary]

[The Tony]

Fox hunt ban looooool silly silly city folk

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Hillary]

[Pat Vegas]

[Snin]

childhood in Tanganyika, you probably reminded him of the mixed race chauffeur who occasionally tickled his *****

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

for a napkin and a pen, though. You know, to do a small kindness for chum.

"Well you can poke that up your arse, for starters" was the quote, I believe.

[The Tony]

[Snin]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Hillary]

[Snin]

[Classic Jorge]

And he saves money at christmas because his dad, brother and uncle are the same person

[PSRB]

usual mode of dismissal being caught slip wafting at a wide one

[Snin]

:-)

[Berni]

offstump whereby he used to offer catching practice to generations of Australians and West Indians?

Grrrr!

[Berni]

grave I might at least cast an appreciative glance in his direction.

Everyone else can f*ck off.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You probably blew your nose in it on the spot and chucked it in the bin.

[Berni]

[Ashberto]

[PSRB]

especially at the tail end of his career

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[ROSSCO DISCO]

[PSRB]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

to get properly forward by that stage.

His cover drive when he was younger was a splendid thing, though.

Never understood why he was 26-27 before he got his first cap.

[Trixie Popsicle]