Chamakh to Liverpool!!

[Rich]

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Liverpool-agree-25milli on-transfer-deal-for-Arsenal-and-West-Ham-target-Marouane-Ch amakh-article285677.html (http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Liverpool-agree-25million-transfer-deal-for-Arsenal-and-West-Ham-target-Marouane-Chamakh-article285677.html)

Oh how I wish that was from 2013 :-(

[Fred Killah]

"The prospect of a Torres-Chamakh frontline is certainly daunting for the rest of the EPL, and could eclipse the Drogba-Anelka partnership as the most prolific in the league."

[arse-nick (avid-analogue-addict)]

[Ashberto]

and derided him for waiting to get him on a free.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

pezzonovante, these infamita, these infidels are...I will kill them

[Trixie Popsicle]

[Classic Jorge]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[halfsharkalligatorhalfman]

Obviously now he's due a trip to the glue factory, but he was rather good for us for a short time not so long ago.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Rich]

goal of his that was a clean finish. He scored so many flukes.

I remember each of them vividly. He scored a brace against Wolves once on Sky Sports and Hanneman was in goal. He was through one on one, under no pressure, and just hit it at him. It was only because he went down so early that the hand he did get on it was not sufficient to stop it going in.

The man is a c**t and I wish the worst for him.

[Monty91]

[Peter]

Who turned out to be unspeakably ****. It was only parsimony that prevented us paying a fair old fee for him.

Posters on here are allowed to make mistakes about players.

[halfsharkalligatorhalfman]

I remember lobbyists for Dirk Kuyt saying similar about his numerous fortunate goalscoring efforts.

[IUFG]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGtTJnHhX8g

you have to wit til 3:0 mind

[Classic Jorge]

[Rich]

hand corner. No way.

[Rich]

was in acres of space and the keeper was miles off his line, no?

[Rich]

[Trixie Popsicle]

I'm cool. Wot you saying bruv?