Some hemorrhoid-ridden scrote has only gone and locked his bike to mine at the station

[halfsharkalligatorhalfman]

The utter, utter ****. I had to go to Cafe Nero to vent my frustrations over a machiatto while glowering at any passers-by who looked like they might have been the perpetrator (i.e. everyone).



http://i.imgur.com/hLRzxX8.jpg

[Monty91]

[Rich]

detail, please?

[Pat Vegas]

in the end is some wonderful lady and you live happily ever after.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

chap will be when he finds out!

[Classic Jorge]

Follow me up buddy

[Pat Vegas]

[Jake]

[Monty91]

[halfsharkalligatorhalfman]

More to the point, what level of twitter stalking is this, that you actively check who is following me!??

[Pat Vegas]

There will be a few 'amusing' incidents along the way.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Pat Vegas]

[Monty91]

[halfsharkalligatorhalfman]

But as you insist.. What's the twitter name/handle/whatever they're called?

[Monty91]

What kind of show?

[Pat Vegas]

[halfsharkalligatorhalfman]

[Pat Vegas]

[Monty91]

colourful musings. But what are you supposed to do, block them? Annoying...

[halfsharkalligatorhalfman]

I mean who I choose to follow is completely under my control, but those who follow me is a bit random, no? Especially given I am aware of who only about 5 of them are

[halfsharkalligatorhalfman]

The passive aggression was so subtle that he will be wondering about it for days :cloud9:

[Jake]

All this stalking I could've been doing, jesus h.

[halfsharkalligatorhalfman]

I have to say I f**king loved it..

[Curly]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm not convinced the lazy f**ker has kept it up to date.

['Neg]

Specialized **** to my lovely little carbon number.

[Curly]

Get Maz to star in it and just call it The Bike

[halfsharkalligatorhalfman]

That's my pride and joy you *******.

[Frimmers]

nicer bike.

[Classic Jorge]

[Pat Vegas]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSG-va853T-TfaG-QiL1m4GF1kLwZcpTCBCOuaFy9vv9r24FuZluw

[Classic Jorge]

Scary man.

I watched an awful documentary about The Ultimate Warrior the other week http://www.veoh.com/watch/v17875888nDwazh4G?h1=The+Self+Dest ruction+Of+The+Ultimate+Warrior (http://www.veoh.com/watch/v17875888nDwazh4G?h1=The+Self+Destruction+Of+The+U ltimate+Warrior)

[Pat Vegas]

['Neg]

[Classic Jorge]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3H1zao5_ho

[Classic Jorge]

['Neg]