I thought it was just footballers who were meant to be vulgar

[halfsharkalligatorhalfman]

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2013/aug/07/drunk-monty-pan esar-urinating-bouncers?CMP=twt_gu (http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2013/aug/07/drunk-monty-panesar-urinating-bouncers?CMP=twt_gu)

[Pat Vegas]

[eastgermanautos]

[The Tony]

[Berni]

[Jake]

[Berni]

To be fair, I quite like the image of Monty delivering an impromptu golden shower to these bouncers. Lucky not to end up in hospital, really.

[Monty91]

[Jake]

I was found with a questionable powder on me and told the bouncer I'd had a salty dinner - he didn't even manhandle me, the poof.

[Brentwood]

First club wouldn't let us in. Fair enough. But he radioed every single club down the same street telling them we weren't allowed into his club so don't let us in theirs :hehe:

[Ashberto]