Luis #Suárez breaks his silence in explosive interview with @guardian_sport. Online soon.....

[halfsharkalligatorhalfman]

And I was just about to read some more Garrison Keiller before dozing off into contented slumber :-(

[Rich]

He's going to stay he's happy to stay at Liverpool, isn't he? :-(

[halfsharkalligatorhalfman]

Telegraph have a similarly combustible offering about to be released soon too. I'd better not be bloody disappointed!

[Rich]

[Harry Balls]

[halfsharkalligatorhalfman]

[Rich]

[Harry Balls]

the ball with smaller feet.

[Ashberto]

which turned out to be a damper squib than winning the Ashes at Old Toilet?

[halfsharkalligatorhalfman]

Do you also refer to Alex Ferguson as Sir Alex Fungusbum, by any chance?

[Ashberto]

Fungusmoan.

[Rich]

Obviously he was an American AWIMBer.

Not sure he appreciated the English sense of humour.

[halfsharkalligatorhalfman]