Spanish wedding review - So I attended my first Spanish wedding last week

[Maravilloso Marvo]

It was pretty much like an English won, but hotter.

No speeches or cake cutting though, just straight onto drinking and the disco imo.

[Classic Jorge]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

Just gonna put it off for as long as possible to make sure.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Imagine if you were to spawn. The British gene pool would be diluted. If this continues to go on we will end up weak and feeble like the foreigners.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

Those Spanish have suffered for long enough with their own jean pool. They need some British in there to toughen them up. This obviously ignores that I am part Italian to start with.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

:-( I worry about these fancy dan ways invading our lifestyle.

[Classic Jorge]

Whatever you do dont give it up by the bins raaahnd the back of a kfc to a bloke named Darren with a lazy eye.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

I move to Putney at the end of the month.

[Berni]

on inflicting them on their friends and relatives*. It's basically a form of torture.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I used to know a charming dealer in Putney. He was called Charlie. His name wasn't Charlie, they just called him that. Lovely fellow. Anyway. Nice area, I remember. Jolly good stuff.

[Monty91]

What they're paying for a band would be almost double me and mine entire wedding budget :puke:

Think I won't bother, actually.

[Classic Jorge]

That said, she's not one of *those* types, you know the ones, that go all glazy eyed when a wedding approaches.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Curly]

Nice whistle,a proper feed-em up,lashings of booze and a good fall out

:cloud9:

[Monty91]

there are pissed off they had to give up a day (at least) of their weekend to participate in this indulgent charade.

[Classic Jorge]

Maybe it's Steve Claridge's.

I dont see the point of this sort of frivolity. Is he well off?

Or has she just neutered him?

[Maravilloso Marvo]

I will fit in.

I think I need to work on my posh voice.

[Berni]

It used to be that the best thing about having gay friends was that you could be sure they weren't going to inflict weddings on you. Now you can't even be sure of that. :-(

[Classic Jorge]

Which is fine once you get over her spitting on her gloves

[Monty91]

who are stumping up for it.

I dunno. If you're that wealthy, why the fúck not, I suppose?

[Classic Jorge]

[Pat Vegas]

Oddly I had a stupid grin on my face the whole time.

[Berni]

is usually dire.

I'm right down on marriage at the moment, anyway. Never been a fan, but I'm deffo properly anti- at the moment.

[Berni]

[Monty91]

At least they've gone for a hotel with a distinguished reputation. I've been to big wedding productions in London hotels where you may as well be at a corporate shindig in Croydon.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Though we probably need official sign off from LA on these matters

[Monty91]

[Berni]

type of women likes about weddings.

That's usually something that occurs to me at about 10 when I'm still irritatingly sober and aching to go home, though, so it may be pure paranoia.

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

[Berni]

ermmm...something about Seaman

[arse-nick (avid-analogue-addict)]

[Brentwood]

That's Schmeichel'

[Peter]