Bored of this whole Suarez thing now. It's vulgar and grubby and we should tell the grubby little

[Berni]

oik, his ghastly agent and his dreadful Ameriscouse employers to go and do otherwise.

So there.

[redgunamo]

[Monty91]

[Classic Jorge]

And even though we missed out on Higuain it shows that we're not going to get mugged off just because our wallet's fuller than it used to be.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

My favourite thing is how we've really f**ked with the heads of the SPENDSAMFAKKINGMANNY brigade.

[redgunamo]

Suarez money for Higgy instead?

It's all more of the same until we actually sign one of these ****ers. It doesn't much matter which, at this stage.

[Hillary]

because we're offering a fee that wouldn't be accepted, i.e. we have no intention of buying Suarez in the first place. Inventive imo

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

that is gauche, nouveau riche and arriviste

[Hillary]

any facts have to be twisted to fit this premise.

[redgunamo]

Except on Twitter, of course.

[Classic Jorge]

[Hillary]

[redgunamo]

[Hillary]

These figures are NOT £40m and £50m respectively, but only a very few people know what these figures are.

If there is an overlap, we'll get him. Otherwise not.

[redgunamo]

[redgunamo]

If we don't actually get the player we supposedly want, I mean, and somebody else does.

[Free SL]

but surely we could have used this tactic through the last 8 years if they thought it would appease the fan base?

It just feels as though we are actively trying to "spend some f**king money" to me.

[redgunamo]

You know, the whole "no better players available" thing.

That's why, as you say, this Summer feels different; Gazidis appears to have joined the SSFM brigade himself. And, to be fair, you'd imagine we could buy almost anyone for 40 million quid, wouldn't you. If our heart was really in it.