Why do huge fat women bother fake tanning themselves?

[Berni]

a/ Being bright orange doesn't make them any less grotesque
b/ It must cost a fortune given their acreage of flesh
c/ Why would they want to show off any more skin than is strictly necessary?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Who are we to judge?

It isn't often that I take much notice of fashion trends, but my eye has recently been caught by the current vogue for young ladies to wear extremely short shorts. Yes. The eye has definitely noticed this phenomenon. Yes.

[Berni]

I have not noticed this trend. But then I do not leer at women.

[Snin]

[Snin]

[Snin]

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[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Occasionally I find myself dribbling.

What do you think about Thursday? Is it an inauspicious day, given that you must remain sober? I mean, what would we do?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Not too hairy, ideally.

[Berni]

August sometime?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

We'll do our menu planning by email.

[Trixie Popsicle]

Tut.

[Trixie Popsicle]

Exactly. :-)

[Classic Jorge]

or Fold Forragers, I forget which

[Dorset Gooner]

[Classic Jorge]

I like a long, lissom and lithe lady, myself

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

That is to say, a pervert.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

ish.

[Classic Jorge]

I'm more Mulligan & O'Hare myself

[Trixie Popsicle]

:hehe:

[Trixie Popsicle]

[Trixie Popsicle]

:hehe:

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

give the ear a shave, boil it for several hours, cut it into strips and deep fry it, and you have a rather delicious, if somewhat gelatinous, nibble.

[Dorset Gooner]