Dorset Gooner
07-23-2013, 09:14 AM
Arsenal persist in doing their impression of a 1950s ballroom wallflower, trying to look tough by chewing gum, affecting a swagger, and with a ridiculous snarl plastered over its face, trying to camouflage that it is as nervous as a kitten when it comes to asking someone to dance. Better to go home alone than compromise your standards, eh Arsène? But what's this? A £40m bid for Liverpool's Luis Suárez? Really? A £30m offer for Benfica's Salvio? The same for Manchester United's Wayne Rooney and £21m for Atlético Mineiro's Bernard? You can put these down to the sun, rather than the Sun.