Take a large frying pan and heat until almost smoking.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Introduce a splash of vegetable oil and 12 rashers of unsmoked streaky bacon. Once the bacon has released its grease, but before it goes crispy, remove from the pan and keep warm. Now fry two slices on Mother's pride plastic white bread in the bacony oils until golden brown. Apply a layer of salt, then top with the bacon.

This, my friends, is real food.

[Snin]

[Classic Jorge]

[Snin]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Berni taught me that.

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Snin]

[ITSUPFORGRABSNOW]

[Monty91]

[Selkey - Wenger's hairpiece is a masterstroke]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

A jewlet must be taught usury.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Until the dirty communist *******s outlaw even that.

[Classic Jorge]

If your name isnt Adam Richman I'm not interested

[Berni]

I washed it down with gin. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

v made a cherry and white chocolate cheesecake yesterday. We're having it today in place of dinner.

[Classic Jorge]

You are to them, you crazy euro

[Bergkamp's Brain]

if you had said back bacon, instant :redcard:

[Selkey - Wenger's hairpiece is a masterstroke]

...but most of you hail from the country that has offered the least to world cuisine in the history of mankind. Black pudding, cottage pie and toad in the hole aren't served in other countries for a reason.