On Saturday night, I was talking to a foreigner about club mascots and was forced to explain that,

[Berni]

while other clubs had mascots related to their history or iconography, ours was a big, green dinosaur.

She then asked ‘Why?’

It was, frankly, f**king embarrassing. :-(

I hate Gunnersaurus.

[Yesterday Once More]

[Ashberto]

[Berni]

very able. Describing them as dinosaurs is simply ludicrous.

Joe Kinnear is a dinosaur. Arsene Wenger is not.

[wagoaw (out only, no in)]

who'd have imagined our 70 million war chest could have bought any mascot that is not green?

[Ashberto]

If on the other hand, someone wanted to make a cheap internet message board quip that fits with their worldview (rightly or wrongly) it is somewhat inevitabvle.

[Pat Vegas]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[PSRB]

plus there is this priceless moment......

http://mit.zenfs.com/210/2011/05/288760426.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Thursday?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[The Rob2]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Although I'm supposed to drive to Herts that evening.

That's OK, I'll stay sober.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Let's reschedule.

[The Rob2]

I always hope one day he'll come back to me

but in the mean time...my worst enemy keeps asking him out :cry: if he says yes he's dead to me

[Chief Arrowhead]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'll harm myself, r.