'Coolest' way you've quit a job?

[Pat Vegas]

well it may be cool to you.

I am a bit boring. I just turned up one day in my jeans and said not for me see you later.

[PSRB]

my boss threatened to punch me, I just laughed and strolled out

[IUFG]

not particularly cool I admit . . .

[Curly]

Quoted the bride £150.00 plus petrol money (which is v.cheap btw).While I was setting up she handed me 50 quid and flatly refused we agreed 150.
So,I got the bride and groom up for the first dance and played the Sex Pistols E.M.I. and pulled the plug,disconnected everything and fúcked off.

[Steve-OH]

in.

That's as exciting as it gets I'm afraid.

[Classic Jorge]

Stood up on the bosses desk and announced "Ladies and gentlemen, thank you and f**k you" and left.

The only fly in the ointment was that it was an open plan office and the lift doors took an eternity to close and the whole office stood there looking at me.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Brentwood]

that's better than the pint of beer over your wife's head story

[Luis Anaconda]

FACT nothing said on a Monday morning counts

[Curly]

But especially as John Boy does a raspberry at the end.
Practically my favouritist gig ever

[Classic Jorge]

[Luis Anaconda]

[barrybueno]

[PSRB]

[DG (socialist surrender monkey)]

we'll it was more a quit/fired thing

[Classic Jorge]

[The Tony]

[Mack]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

Saturday morning. She never came back.

I assume she thought I was a cnut and didn't enjoy working for me.

[Classic Jorge]

especially for somewhere where half of the women have leaking nipples.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

in the country. Only Harrods and Selfridges were bigger.

[Classic Jorge]

[Pat Vegas]

[DG (socialist surrender monkey)]

acutally it was a bar still now i think about it

was a store man in a furniture and took all the abuse i could take finally snapped after 2 years :yikes: