The most disappointing thing about the summer so far is not the quality of signings it's the...

[Classic Jorge]

...quality of the ITKs here.

We literally have some bloke who ponces fags off of PSRB and nobody else.

Chris+ out :baghead:

[PSRB]

[Classic Jorge]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Signing Gareth Barry would set the suicide wheels in motion.

[Classic Jorge]

[Pat Vegas]

from France, who is meeting a premier league team in London to sign a deal.

This was yesterday.

he wouldn't tell me the name of the team or player. And he's probably not bull****ting as I used to work there and we arranged plenty of these car transfers for players. Usually Chelsea wons to be honest.

[Luis Anaconda]

that's as ITK as it gets

[Brentwood]

filling his car up with petrol at London Colney

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

Fuzzy pics of the back of a "player's" head at the airport

[Pat Vegas]

but mainly Drogba.

[redgunamo]

When I say "saw", I mean of course "fell for hook, line and sinker".

"Higuain at Heathrow Airport, Miami" :homer:

[Brentwood]

Plus, there is a race to see who can post breaking news most quickly. So my timeline consists of hundreds of people posting, "Breaking: plane crash in SFO. RIP to all involved. p.s. Fellaini is in Marbella with Arteta"