so had a coffee 'date' today

[DG (socialist surrender monkey)]

she shows up in tracksuit and huge loopy earrings that a dolphin could jump through with room to spare

she must be ill as her face was orange but her neck was off white!

HUGE f**king coldsore

i know how to pick them...... :banghead:

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Pat Vegas]

[Snin]

she would have put out imo..you should have taken her to the toilet for a kneetrembler imo ( then she would have asked for her £20 for her rock imo)

[Pat Vegas]

[TRENT COLTON]

a rookie mistake indeed.

[Pat Vegas]

unless you just wanted to find some action.
If it's to find someone you like. Whilst not impossible I'd say it's very unlikely.


The person is never the same as the person you've been talking to. so it's like meeting a stranger. Too much time and effort wasted imo.

and for all the people in the world what are the chances you are both looking for someone online and you meet that one. Very slim imo. And i think a lot of people just get together as they are both looking for something. I had a mate like this. they always move to fast. IT's like we met online and now we live together. After about 4 weeks of knowing each other.

[redgunamo]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Club Level who has got a woman and kid out of it.

[Pat Vegas]

facebook?
I said yes but I don't recognise you without your iphone in front of your face. (she always did those mirror photos with the camera blocking her face)

She was furious. 'You are just like the rest of them' :furious:

Then I sort of kept in touch with her a bit but she'd put **** on her facebook like 'I must get back on the dating scene'

Jesus f**king christ. Dating for the sake of it :shrug: Very 90's

[Pat Vegas]

say people who don't meet online. Or so it seems.

[TRENT COLTON]

Usually about 2-3 mins in.

[Pat Vegas]

at the end of one other occasion

I didn't even bother to sort of kiss her on the cheek goodbye.
I Was like well that was erm alright. bye :wave: it was very mutual.

[DG (socialist surrender monkey)]

not even the kiss on the cheek bit

jazus f**king cold sore

[DG (socialist surrender monkey)]

to be over in my part of the county and so on

her picture and who showed up were 2 different things

[DG (socialist surrender monkey)]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

One woman was transgender

She forgot to mention that to the bloke :hehe:

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[DG (socialist surrender monkey)]

at least this way the ice is broken

if not for the internet i wouldn't have got laid since 1990....

[Classic Jorge]

[Supermac1976]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

To be her daughter for one, and then pretending the paintings were done by her child. Also found it a bit weird how he was so interested in the child.

[Pat Vegas]

in the end my old job was mainly females and I Was the only straight bloke there so I thought I was bound to snag one in the end which worked.

[redgunamo]

[Trixie Popsicle]

[Trixie Popsicle]

I'm sure you're fine face to face.

[Trixie Popsicle]

[Ashberto]

That too is frowned on in some quarters.

[Pat Vegas]

[DG (socialist surrender monkey)]

total chavness :banghead:

[Trixie Popsicle]

[3rd Generation Gooner]