Pointless 'sports' or activities.

[Pat Vegas]

Roller Derby imo

An excuse for women to dress up in horrendous clothe playing a fake sport. usually for pale and thrumpy ladies who's hero is the toad looking lady from evanescence.

You could add the same for professional wrestling. However there is a reason why that came about.

[Brentwood]

I go to a bowling alley once every 5 years max and I get a strike or half strike about 20% of the time. If your profession is ten pin bowling and you aren't getting strikes 100% of the time, you need to take a long hard look at yourself imo. How can that be a competitive sport?

You could say the same about darts i suppose. In fact, I'm going to say the same thing about darts. So there

[Doughboy-TSL]

Hours and hours in the pub drinking until you are in perfect darts athelete shape, which is similar to homer simpson. Or, if you are female, become a lesbian.

[Pat Vegas]

I would have times where I was better than others. Where I could hit everything. Then next game was like I've never thrown a dart before.

Never got 180 would always cock up the 3rd dart.
Managed 174 once.

my final dart was aimed for the treble 20 but flew into treble 18

[Maravilloso Marvo]

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01359/adny-fordham-get_1359893i.jpg

[Camp Freddie]