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Pat Vegas
07-08-2013, 08:15 AM
Like swimming with Dolphins for example.

For me I have no desire to do this. But it seems like one of the most popular choices.

The Tony
07-08-2013, 08:22 AM
Tried to teach it to talk so filled a house with water up to a couple of feet and had the dolphin live with this chick who'd teach it to speak....unfortunately as it got older it got more horny until it started trying to rape her....only solution was for her to jack it off :grim:

PSRB
07-08-2013, 08:22 AM
when I say swimming, I mean from the safety of a cage

Pat Vegas
07-08-2013, 08:23 AM

Brentwood
07-08-2013, 08:25 AM

7evens
07-08-2013, 08:25 AM
Somehow the closer I got, the deeper and murkier the water became. The distance to the shore became less secure and it began to occur to me that they may not be as friendly like you see on the tele.
Turned round :bottlejob:

Brentwood
07-08-2013, 08:25 AM
http://www.jpost.com/Middle-East/Egypt-Sinai-shark-attacks-c ould-be-Israeli-plot (http://www.jpost.com/Middle-East/Egypt-Sinai-shark-attacks-could-be-Israeli-plot)

The Tony
07-08-2013, 08:26 AM

Pat Vegas
07-08-2013, 08:26 AM

The Tony
07-08-2013, 08:27 AM
Not lthat many black dudes....

Pat Vegas
07-08-2013, 08:29 AM

Pat Vegas
07-08-2013, 08:30 AM
The one in Chapel market was BEJAM before the chain was bought out in 1989

pjlincs
07-08-2013, 08:32 AM
for dinner :revenge:

Snin
07-08-2013, 08:41 AM
:-)
All four nations helped and Gatland made the tough but correct decisions imo was great game too..well done the lions :bow: shame that sweaty tennis player has robbed all the headlines imo :tennis:

Snin
07-08-2013, 08:42 AM
nasty big feckers imo...remember as a kid getting chased across field by load of them when walking dog..was scary as feck

Snin
07-08-2013, 08:44 AM

Classic Jorge
07-08-2013, 08:46 AM
In short, f**k that

redgunamo
07-08-2013, 08:49 AM

Luis Anaconda
07-08-2013, 08:52 AM

Luis Anaconda
07-08-2013, 08:53 AM
Gatland not you :-) With that forward performance we would still have won with O'Driscoll - wd the front row. Outstanding stuff from the whole team really

Snin
07-08-2013, 08:57 AM
fish ****ing bitch imo

Ashberto
07-08-2013, 08:57 AM

redgunamo
07-08-2013, 08:58 AM

Classic Jorge
07-08-2013, 08:58 AM
I'd like to see a Boca v River derby at la Bombonera but tbh I dont have a massive list because, as you say, they are usually a pile of c**ty cliches

Classic Jorge
07-08-2013, 08:59 AM
Hang on, would the League Cup suffice?

Ashberto
07-08-2013, 09:01 AM
Let's face it. It's looking more like a trophy every year.

Pat Vegas
07-08-2013, 09:02 AM
I'd like to be able to swim to be honest but that's on the to do list. I don't know really :-( But hot air baloons, sharks/dolphins are not on my list. Unfortunately they are on somebody else's list so I may end up doing all these things.



Simple man :music:

Ashberto
07-08-2013, 09:02 AM

Pat Vegas
07-08-2013, 09:04 AM

Classic Jorge
07-08-2013, 09:04 AM
I'd have that down as a basic must do myself, can you ride a bike?

Classic Jorge
07-08-2013, 09:06 AM

Pat Vegas
07-08-2013, 09:08 AM
And used to go all the time as a kid.

I was giving it a go yesterday but no luck.

Probably something to do with the time I nearly drowned.

Classic Jorge
07-08-2013, 09:08 AM

Pat Vegas
07-08-2013, 09:09 AM
a few years ago when we reached the final.

They were all at Wembley. Very odd.

redgunamo
07-08-2013, 09:10 AM
:music: When they hi-signed the Higuain.. :music:

Ashberto
07-08-2013, 09:12 AM

Ashberto
07-08-2013, 09:22 AM

Mack
07-08-2013, 09:25 AM

Classic Jorge
07-08-2013, 09:26 AM

Pat Vegas
07-08-2013, 09:32 AM
do that.

:shrug:

I can swim for about 10 seconds then I start to just fall down to the bottom.

Snin
07-08-2013, 09:34 AM
drowns imo

Pat Vegas
07-08-2013, 09:38 AM
no deeper than my height.

Red N White Army
07-08-2013, 09:44 AM

Classic Jorge
07-08-2013, 09:46 AM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq8m61DgXo1qa1p3jo1_500.gif

Snin
07-08-2013, 09:52 AM
http://msofficer.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/fat_emo.jpg?w=480

Pat Vegas
07-08-2013, 09:58 AM

Ashberto
07-08-2013, 10:09 AM
couldn't.

Not the first time he was an evil fecker to me. I hope he died of cancer.

Peter
07-08-2013, 11:07 AM
The ability to swim being as much as a pre-requisite as, well, the presence of dolphins.

wibble the lobster
07-08-2013, 11:07 AM
i have swam with dolphins

they are very big and bit humbling when you realise one swipe and you are done for.

wibble the lobster
07-08-2013, 11:08 AM