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Herbette Chapman - aged 15
07-06-2013, 01:05 PM
played only by pretty little things.

And what's the point of making them wear obscenely short skirts if they are then permitted to wear lycra shorts underneath? The LTA should insist they wear skimpy panties so we get the occasional flap shot :nod: In the case of miss Bartoli it would be more like a nutsack shot.

On a less important note, the absence of that ridiculous braying that is the curse of ladies tennis is to be lauded.

That's all.

Ashberto
07-06-2013, 01:07 PM

Herbette Chapman - aged 15
07-06-2013, 01:17 PM
Andy Murray's piece of fluff? Now that is kissable. Even the bits of her that smell would be kissable

PET
07-06-2013, 02:58 PM

Selkey - Wenger's hairpiece is a masterstroke
07-06-2013, 04:00 PM