Why the **** was Higuain at the airport yesterday but he's still in Madrid?

[Twat Cuddles]

This transfer malarky pisses me off.

[ROSSCO DISCO]

[East Upper for Supper]

But they didn't mention the last two bits but did the first.

[Peter]

Is not true. Or possibly even both.

[Lord Roose Bolton]

[redgunamo]

footballer in the world to having apparently entered some sort of witness protection scheme.