I got a letter from the Doctor saying I have to go see him It's curtains for me. Bye bye Awimb

[Pat Vegas]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

They are targeted on scanning and testing various things on certain numbers of patients to detect things early and reduce the cost to the NHS. They get their bonus on this.

So if they scan 150 testicles per month, for example, they get a bonus. They are just using you to reach their target. Make sure they thank you for your time in coming in to help them.





Of course, all of this is nonsense if you just had an AIDs and now they are calling you in to give you the result. They don't call you in to say it is negative.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Pat Vegas]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

Don't worry about the weight, lets get the giving up smoking cracked.

Naturally I took her by her word and didn't worry about my weight for years.

[Mack]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

Otherwise you should be fine

[Dorset Gooner]