The perfect ending of this McCann is she was trapped somewhere with only a tennis ball

[Pat Vegas]

and a tennis racquet that she used to practice with to keep her sane.

She'll be found in her teens and then win Wimbeldon. with a bit of rain delay of course

Combining the nations favourite past times of hysteria/desperation to win and the weather.

And if it doesn't happen I will make a movie about it.

[Guns 'n' Roses]

Or did she have a room with some distance to a brick wall? Or perhaps there even was an opponent involved, down in the cellar where she was kept?

[Monty91]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0Zr3kZz5uY

[Pat Vegas]

how to make the most of it. once she was given a real won she found she was even more amazing.

I haven't worked out the bit about what she ate yet. or if she was captured by bad dudes.

The bad dude will actually be in attendance in the final she'll spot him at match point. and get scared. he is wearing all black and sunglasses.

Slow motion serve she wins. Her opponent is a foreigner but they will then exchange a hug. This brings a tear to the EDL eyes and they change their ways.

Hysteria in the crowd and she grabs the microphone and screams it was him!

they then beat him to death with rolled up copies of the sun newspaper.

[Guns 'n' Roses]

Or both. Like the numa numa kid. Oh, and this guy. Look how he oozes confidence. There's something "against all odds" about them.

http://sleevage.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/fatboyslim_youvecome.jpg

[Monty91]

[Guns 'n' Roses]

[Guns 'n' Roses]

Got nothing to do with the amount of burgers, coke and chocolate they stuff themselves with. Or the total lack of excercise.

[Monty91]

low income and/or children, you can't afford (either time or money wise) to go out for nice meals. Consequently you have little motivation to eat healthily (i.e. boringly) at other times since you have nothing to look forward to at the end of it.

And so inevitably you think "f**k it, I'll just eat cheap, tasty crap the whole time"

[Snin]

[Snin]

[Snin]

I'm in on this

[Monty91]

What is bull****? That poor people don't have as greater opportunity to enjoy an interesting, varied diet as rich people?

[Pat Vegas]

[Snin]

food and with better flavour..its just stupidity..dumb fat cnuts..at least they die earlier..fat scummy fecks so all good..just got to stop the feckers breeding and we sorted

[Monty91]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The ability to cook a meal isn't limited to big brains. It's a pretty basic skill.

[Monty91]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

f**king hell.

[Monty91]

and when you don't have nice meals out to look forward to, or the time to dedicate to nice home cooking due to kids, then your it must be hard to motivate yourself to cook healthily every day.

As you well know, diet is about delayed gratification as much as anything. You starve yourself today so you can go to The Delauney tomorrow.

[Snin]

[Snin]

ther salivate over dream of a good homem ade feast of italaian peasant food on the farm imo..

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Do you live in Islington, by any chance?

[Monty91]

It's easy for us to not be lazy. We get to go to The Delauney on weekends.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Actually I haven't been for a while; I've sort of returned to The Wolsesley. There's just a little bit more glamour at the Wolsesley.