Serious point. Why should my airfare be the same as a fat-boy like Marve. Surprised that thon

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

disgusting little fannywart Michael O'Leary hasn't strated charging tubbies extra

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Naturally it wasn't a serious suggestion and was just another exercise by O'Leary in getting free media exposure.

See also standing on flights.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I can't remember the standard weights they use for calculations now, 90kg for men and 60 for women is it? Anyway, it's costing them significantly less fuel to lift me than some obese freak.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Pardon?

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

SLC even.

[Rich]

[Classic Jorge]

Then he took to twitter and knocked a fairly large chunk off their share price before they could organise him either an apology or another seat.

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[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

SOBs isn't sons of bitches is it?

This country & western thing gone one step too far.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Self-loading cargo.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Now carry on.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

logically entitled to discounts? Or at the very least an upgrade?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

What a simple fare structure! You give credit card details at the time of booking, you're told your fare will be, say, £4.60 a kilo, then when you check in you and your baggage are weighed and the card charged accordingly.

Why has no one thought of this before?

[Berni]

disgusting, porcine offspring.

Mind you, it would basically mean nobody would fly to Orlando.

[Pat Vegas]

Like boxers after cutting weight.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]