I am fed up with the imperious and patronising tone Sir C adopts when any of us

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

raise flight related questions.

Referring to the rest of us as 'crawlers' and peppering his responses with technical jargon to deliberately confuse and confound.

I'll bet he's never actually driven a proper airoplane anyway. I've seen his picture and I don't think someone with such a brutish physiogomy could do something as sophisticated as fly a plane.

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2687/4153243271_ccee8c5588_o.jpg

[Luis Anaconda]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

it makes me sick in the pit of my stomach that you know-nothings are allowed within 200 yards of an aeroplane, but to have the gall to discuss the matter afterwards is beyond breath-taking.

[The A*ntöniö]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

Or pilots for that matter.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Pay up, sit down, shut up. And stand up straight if you should be lucky enough to encounter a Sky God in the flesh.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Probably three times, if I'm honest.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

You really are not a very nice person today.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

Stop and take a long hard look at yourself man.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Why is everyone being so horrid to me? Why don't you all crawl back into whatever dark dank corners you groundlings inhabit?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

before the aeroplane 'plummets' to the ground, you claimed that something in the air over Southend (EGMC) causes aeroplanes to levitate below the stall speed, but not very high up.

:-(

This is painful to me.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

Snin answered my question perfectly thankyou very much.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You're going to believe snin, are you?

[The A*ntöniö]

[Maravilloso Marvo]

[Snin]